Day 1! Your Best Friend

RACHEL AND LEEYANN.




oh hey you guys.
you two are practically the same,
even though you've never met.
even though Singapore is crazy small.

basically,
you both are incredibly thin,
incredibly white.
and yeah the similiarities end there i guess.


RACHEL ,
I HATE YOU for having so many dudes falling at your feet.
and it's pretty cool too,
cause you tell me all about them,
and i know so much dirt about people from you(:

HOHOHO!
and you know randall ang!
coolio.

you have a super wacky fashion sense,
or you used to at least.
still sorta do though, looks at your NIKES!
they are TOO MUCH.
you need to burn them.

now you're all dressy and crazy.
which i like because now we can shop for lots an' lots of prissy shiz together.
WOOTIETOOTIE!



LEEYANN.

is there really much to say?
basically we became friends because of boys,
or rather our extreme love for the male species.
and we both are kinda homophobic.

okay not so much homophobic,
just some homos are disGUSTING!
i mean, ellen degeneres is pretty cool and all.
but the lesbians who are all "GUYS ARE SHIT" and stuff like that are..
well hate 'em, basically.

because guys are not shit.
they are (:

YEAH and i find you irritating a lot of the time.
and you've become quite the bitch.
PMS all the time,
it's quite frustrating to always feel like i'm treading on eggshells.
feels like a freaking minefield.
and you're quite the attention whore too, this year.
it's like you became this hugeass diva, selfish queen bee because of your dramashiz.

but whatever.
i still love you!




















BAM.